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29 October 2008 @ 12:12 am
Doctor/Rose Shag or Die List  
Doctor/Rose Shag or Die list last updated May 31, 2010.

I've seen requests for these so many times that I figured I might as well put together some sort of comprehensive list. And so, shag or die, alien sex pollen, aliens made them do it, and variations thereof.

It's a given that these are all rather adult, so please be aware. I've split them according to Doctor. There are a few OT3 fics on here, but I've marked them as such. This is more of a thematic list than a rec list, but I'd still rec most of these.

Further suggestions always welcome!


A Close Shave by Gillian Taylor (dark_aegis).
Author's summary: "Oh, god," I said. "We've been thrown into the middle of a cliché."
Notes: The cliché and reality TV. First person POV.

A Little Too Much Spock by lostwolf (lostwolfchats).
Author's summary: Nine experiences something along the lines of 'Pon farr'.
Notes: Alien biology + telepathy makes them do it.

Fair Warning by dameruth.
Author's summary: A Bliss!verse smutfic, sort of, though without the smut, if that makes sense. The Doctor knew there was something he should have remembered about a certain type of fruit juice.
Notes: Part of the Bliss!verse, so a Nine/Rose/Jack story. The Doctor gets a dose of rather special alien fruit juice.

Habit-Forming by wendymr.
Author's summary: If one of you doesn’t shag me right now I’m going to explode!
Notes: A Jack/Rose/Nine shag-or-die story.

Heart Shaped by Lillibet (lillibetm3).
Author's summary: He lifted her arms above her head and held them there, looking down at her with eyes that raked over her body until her laughter faded, and all she could do was stare back into his face; wishing so hard that he would kiss her.
Notes: The Doctor has a bit of a reaction to Rose's new tattoo.

Off Guard by Lara (larakailyn).
Author's summary: While trying to retrieve a holy relic, something unexpected happens between the Doctor and Rose..
Notes: Just a hint of "aliens made them do it!", plus an adventure.

Oi, if Mary Sue's on the next planet, I quit, Doctor by livii.
Author's summary: The Doctor and Rose are thrust into a series of unfortunate events.
Notes: An amusing parody of the cliché.

Perfume by purplerhino.
Author's summary: Scent is one of the strongest senses. It can trigger so many things, memories, hunger, desire...
Notes: The Doctor has a rather strong reaction to Rose's new perfume.

Shag or Die (the Fear and Loathing remix) by cantralian.
Author's summary: Shag or die. A remix of livii's Oi, if Mary Sue's on the next planet....
Notes: Emphasis on the unpleasantness behind the concept.

Somewhere From Your Memory by ficcy_mcgee.
Author's summary: A night in captivity scars The Doctor's memories, and in trying to save Rose, he may have doomed her mind as well.
Notes: The Doctor uses his telepathy to try to protect Rose from a shag-or-die scenario.

Storm, Oncoming by Cathica.
Author's summary: He thinks he's getting away with something--and she's going to let him keep thinking it.
Notes: Alien rituals made them do it.

The Proof is in the Pudding by azriona.
Author's summary: Sex Pollen. It was totally Sex Pollen. That’s Rose’s story, and she’s sticking to it. OT3 and first in the Pudding 'Verse.
Notes: Nine/Jack/Rose sex pollen.

The Scenario and the Solution by Jessa L'Rynn (jessalrynn).
Author's summary: It's the classic scenario: mix one batch of alien scientists, one prison cell with no amenities, one pink-and-yellow human companion, and one angry Time Lord with big ears and a leather jacket. Instant explosion: just add cliche.
Notes: Another mostly humorous take on it. Also has an even funnier sequel, The Explanation.

Under Her Spell by doylefan22.
Summary: A wild night out on Lestia (with alien pheromone-laden cake) leads to OT3 smuttiness.
Notes: Nine/Jack/Rose. Alien pheromones made them do it.


5 Clichés That Didn't Work, and 1 That Did by sinecure.
Author's summary: Rose and the Doctor go trampling through the clichés.
Notes: A tour of the big ones.

A Naughty Piece of Cake by fid_gin.
Author's summary: "The atmosphere is a sort of augmenter – an inhibitor and, in some cases, a stimulant. Takes the senses that are there – tastetouchsmelletcetera and just sort of...flip-flops them.”
Notes: Rose has some very special cake.

A Very Hospitable Species by platypus.
Author's summary: "Are you trying to say you took me to an orgy? By accident?"
Notes: Ten accidentally ingests an alien aphrodisiac.

Feast by jinni.
Author's summary: Some phrases seem to transcend time and space as Rose is about to find out.
Notes: Ten and Rose run into aliens with some interesting beliefs.

Five Slightly Contrived Settings Where the Doctor and Rose Didn't Shag and One Where They Bloody Tried by shinyopals.
Author's summary: 'This is nicer than that last prison cell.'
'Well yes,' said Rose, grinning at him in a way that made him blush. 'But nobody tells me when to have sex. I'm stubborn like that, you know.'

Notes: Sweetly poking fun at the cliché.

NEW Furbies, Altars and Shagging, Oh My! by gowdie.
Author's summary: Rose and the part human Doctor are forced to shag! Or else be horribly inconvenienced.
Notes: Post Journey's End, so starring 10.5. Funny.

In the Mood by rosa_acicularis.
Author's summary: Pollen, staring, and showers. Rose and the Doctor have a strange day.
Notes: Basically, a reverse sex-pollen story. Funny and quite brilliant.

Insatiable by WithWings.
Author's summary: The Doctor has developed an appetite that cannot be satiated. Will Rose and Jack give in to his needs? And can they stop his hunger before it kills him?
Notes: Does have a bit of Doctor/Jack (and Doctor/other). Kind of OOC, but an interesting set-up. Has a sequel, Insufferable.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker by jinni.
Author's summary: The Doctor and Rose find themselves forced to get to know one another in all sorts of ways.
Notes: Multi-chapter, and more than a little OTT at times, but also smutty and funny.

My Body is a Cage by threerings.
Author's summary: "Rose gave another long-suffering sigh. Trust the Doctor to bring her to a world where the air was an aphrodisiac. To her, at least, though apparently not to him."
Notes: A rather angsty take on it.

New, New... by jinni.
Author's summary: That oh-so-fun cliche shag or die.
Notes: The Doctor and Rose are locked in a room and have to prove their "togetherness".

Practice Makes Perfect by countrygirl_914.
Author's summary: “So in other words, you’re saying that they turned on your sex drive?” Response to a challenge on LJ for not!sexgod!Doctor.
Notes: Not quite so much aliens made them do it as aliens made it possible for them to do it.

Scratching the Itch by rallalon.
Author's summary: Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
Notes: The Doctor is affected by an alien bug bite.
Current Mood: hothot
sumeria on November 20th, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
Two others, which you may or may not have seen... neither is exactly 'or die', but...

A Little Too Much Spock by Lostwolf and Scratching the Itch by Rallalon.

*Not* that I have some kind of secret weakness for this genre, oh no...
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 9 smilesisiscaughey on November 20th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
Scratching the Itch is a great one- I'm actually working on an alien!sex list at the moment, and had so concentrated on putting it there, I hadn't thought about the ways it fits here, too.

And I'll go check the other one out- thanks!
sumeria on November 20th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
Right, AlienSex, of course. It's kind of amazing how much general consistancy there is in the mechanics of that in this fandom, isn't it?

I couldn't imagine you hadn't seen everything of Rallalon's, but it seemed worth mentioning anyway.

And by the way, *thank you* for maintaining these awesome rec lists.
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 9/rose handsisiscaughey on November 20th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
Oh yes- rallalon is brilliant.

You are very welcome- I have a slight compulsion about organizing things, and so it works out all around...
Paula: hands & feetelectrictoes on December 21st, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
*is grateful for the discovery of this.*
Was looking for Shag or Die fics earlier.
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 10 le petit princeisiscaughey on December 21st, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
sissa_stern: Doctor / Rosesissa_stern on December 21st, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
I have a trange relationship with Shag or Die fics. I don't really like the premise, but I can't stop myself from reading them! Thanks for sharing all these!

Oh, and Scratching the Itch is one of my fave Doctor/Rose adult fics evar. Anyone who hasn't read it should go do so now!
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 10/roseisiscaughey on December 22nd, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
I'm about the same. It's an uncomfortable idea (which some of the fics do play with), but it's definitely a guilty pleasure.
Ascendant Angelascendant_angel on December 21st, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
Nothing cheers up a girls day like the discovery of a Doctor/Rose shag or die fic list. You clearly have the best taste in lists and well fics as well since i'm currently working though them all quite happily.
But you can call me Bowie: dr who roseisiscaughey on December 22nd, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
Hehe, thank you!
crimedoc1crimedoc1 on December 23rd, 2008 06:24 am (UTC)
Oooh, what about Matchmaker, Matchmaker?

*annoyed mutter*

I can't get the link to work. But it's on Teaspoon and it's by jinni.
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 9 smilesisiscaughey on December 27th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, indeed. I'll have to go track it down :)
Rashka the Demon (wolf in the cave)rashaka on April 5th, 2010 10:22 am (UTC)
Jessie: geekmorningroses on May 30th, 2010 06:11 pm (UTC)
This one should be on the list. It's not so much "Shag or Die" but "Shag or be inconvenienced." Still pretty awesome though:
But you can call me Bowie: dr who 10.5/roseisiscaughey on June 1st, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
Thank you!